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13
Apr 07

Chopsticks for Masses = Forks for Incapable

    Non-Asian people are trying – "Ok, I am taking these two sticks, and trying to lift a piece of meat. Ok, I am taking these two sticks, and trying to lift a piece of meat. Ok, I am taking these two sticks, and trying to lift a piece of meat… Oh.. common screw that – give me my fork!"

    Asian people are laughing – "Look, they are eating with forks, how primitive those creatures are. Let us screw with their mind a bit more, let’s give them a chork…"

Chopsticks + Fork = Chork

 

    A clever idea – don’t you find? That is what Asian people, nowdays, call Chork, or "Chopsticks for masses". This training chopsticks will enable all "Asian wanna be eaters" to transition smoothly from something as boring as forks and knives.


13
Apr 07

Google likes Microsoft more than it likes Google

This is quite interesting how Microsoft can optimize better than Google for Google. Just try to search for a "search" in Google – see who the Google’s favorite is… ;)

google searches, microsoft wins


11
Apr 07

GOOGLE: “If you’re watching a YouTube video, we know you’re watching that video.”

google radio and tv  

- Hey, mom, what channel is GOOGLE on today?
– You’re my silly boy… – on every channel. You see these little ads on the right of our 65” TV screen?

– Hey, mom, I am bored, can you turn on the radio?
– Sure, sweety.. Oh, your favorite "GOOGLE tunes"
– Yea, mom, GOOGLE knows what I like

Information right from the source

Google CEO Eric Schmidt on "How big is the market for all these Google ads":

Today, the vast majority of our revenue is in text ads correlated with searches. In the last couple of years, we have developed what are called display ad products, including banner ads, video ads, click-to-call ads, and things like that. And I’ve also said that we are pursuing the possibility of television advertising. By that I mean traditional television advertising. And we bought dMarc Broadcasting to do radio ads.

So let’s rank the probability of them being affected by targeted ads. There’s search: That’s 100 percent affected. What about radio? Is it possible to get a targeted ad right to your car right now? Not yet because we can’t target the individual receiver in your car. If two cars are next to each other, the same radio station cannot have two different ads. However, if it’s at a regional level we can do it to the zip code level. So let’s call that partial targeting.

Now, let’s look at television. Every one of the next generation of cable set-top boxes is going to get upgraded to an IP-addressable set-top box. So all of a sudden, that set-top box is a computer that we can talk to. We can’t tell whether it’s the daughter or the son or the husband or the wife in a household. All we know is we’re just talking to the television. But that’s pretty targetable because family buying patterns are pretty predictable, and you can see what programs they’re watching. And if you’re watching a YouTube video, we know you’re watching that video.

My point of going through this little treatise is to say, if the total available market is ($600 billion to $800 billion, we won’t be able to target all $800 billion. It will not be a 100 percent perfectly targetable, straight into your brain, but we should be able to offer a material improvement (in response rates) to many businesses.

 


9
Apr 07

GAIM vs. AOL = Pidgin

GAIM is now Pidgin   Many years ago when GAIM project was first started, it was called “GTK+ AOL Instant Messenger.” AOL naturally complained, and Mark Spencer changed the name to “Gaim.”

A few years later AOL trademarked “AIM,” and started referring to their IM services using that name. They complained.

At long last, GAIM have a signed settlement and can release a new version. There is one catch however: they have had to change the project’s name.

After a long, and secret debate, GAIM’s team settled on the name “Pidgin” for GAIM itself, “libpurple” for “libgaim” (which, as of 2.0.0 beta6, exists), and “Finch” for “gaim-text”. Yes, the spelling of “Pidgin“.

The final Pidgin 2.0.0 will be released late this week or early next week.


7
Apr 07

Verizon’s ignorance – “Linux does not support Javascript and Tables”

Checking a speedtest tool from Verizon? Would like to ask Verizon whether or not it works for you? Here is one of Verizon’s question/answers:

    Q: My computer is a Mac, PC, or Linux – will this test work for me?
    A: Yes. The techniques used to build these pages are not operating system specific. However, the Speedtest tool should work for every browser that supports simple JavaScript and tables. The noted exception to this is Linux, which supports neither JavaScript nor tables.

Here is the snapshot:

verizon ignorance linux

Way to go Verizon! There is a good book you can buy for FiOS department to read “Linux for Dummies:)


7
Apr 07

GOOGLE’s new baby “1-800-GOOG-411″

powered by
google labs logo
can’t find a girlfriend? its easy – just call 1-800-GOOG-GIRL
looking for your keys? its easy – just call 1-800-GOOG-KEYS
want another life? its never been easier – just call 1-800-GOOG-NEXT ;)

Welcome to Google Voice Local Search

Google Voice Local Search is Google’s experimental service to make local-business search accessible over the phone.

To try this service, just dial 1-800-GOOG-411 (1-800-466-4411) from any phone.

Using this service, you can:

  • search for a local business by name or category.
    You can say “Giovanni’s Pizzeria” or just “pizza”.
  • get connected to the business, free of charge.
  • get the details by SMS if you’re using a mobile phone.
    Just say “text message”.

And it’s free. Google doesn’t charge you a thing for the call or for connecting you to the business. Regular phone charges may apply, based on your telephone service provider.

Note: Google Voice Local Search is still in its experimental stage. It may not be available at all times and may not work for all users. We’re fine-tuning the service to get better at recognizing your requests. It’s currently only available in English, in the US, for US business listings.

When you are asked for city and state, you can:

  • say the city and state like “beverly hills california”.
  • say the zip, e.g. “nine-oh-two-one-oh”.
  • type the zip code using the key pad, e.g. “9-0-2-1-0″.

When you are asked for a business name or category, you can:

  • say a business name, like “Giovanni’s pizzeria”.
  • say a category name, like “hardware stores”.
  • say “go back” to change city and state.

When browsing through results, you can:

  • say the listing number (e.g. “number two”) or press the corresponding key (e.g. “2″) to choose a listing or navigate between results.
  • say “text message” or press “9″ to receive a text message, when you are calling from a mobile phone.
  • say “details” to get more information about the current listing.
  • say “start over” or press “*” to start from the main menu.
  • say “go back” to change business or category.

7
Apr 07

Happy birthday IBM System/360!

Exactly 43 years ago, on April 7, 1964 the entire concept of computers has changed, when Big Blue announced its baby – IBM System/360 (S/360).

According to wiki The design is considered by many to be one of the most successful computers in history, influencing computer design for years to come. (The 360 and its successors are unquestionably the most profitable line of computer systems in history).

image is taken from ibm
ibm os360

Today, S/360 would seem like a total archaism – with several CPUs, it performed less than a MIPS or a 1,000,000 Instructions (operations) Per Second, having only 24KB of RAM (the cheapest model).

But the real “secret weapon” of S/360 was not at all its speed, but its ability to multitask, where many tasks could run concurrently. This was a huge step forward which doubled, or in some cases, tripled the overall system performance. Instead of sequential time distribution among users who stayed in line to get a machine’s time portion, S/360 could serve them simultaneously. Today we would say that S/360 was a server, and users were clients (terminals).

Another important innovation to computer industry that came with S/360 was a clear separation of hardware and operating system (OS/360). First time in computer history Operating System was introduced as a separate and independent component. Today mainframes use VMs (virtual machines) which are used to run many operating systems simultaneously on a single box. It’s worth to mention that Linux (zLinux what it is called on mainframes) is one of such OSs. More on zLinux here.

System/360 was an extremely risky project for IBM. Company invested $5 billion dollars (which made this project the most expensive computer/system project in history), and hired 60,000 people. However, this risk was justified in 5 years, when IBM’s revenue doubled.

According to IBM, today mainframes hold 65% of all the data accumulated by humanity in computer based format. Which is an interesting fact. Another amusing fact is that IBM zSeries (modern mainframes) sales grew 10.3 percent in 2006. ;)


1
Apr 07

Mozilla is suing Microsoft over tabs in IE 7

According to the german tech-site heise.de, the Mozilla Foundation is suing Microsoft over the use of tabbed browsing in Internet Explorer 7.

The Mozilla Foundation owns the patent 5,160,296 through one of their developers (Solomon Katz, a former Opera dev) and has begun suing Microsoft in Mountainview, California.

The Foundation wants that Microsoft immediately ceases to distribute IE 7 and pays 1.4 Billion dollars in damages. Heise reports that Microsoft has issued no official response, but is contemplating to ship IE 7 NT (no tabs).

from slashdot


1
Apr 07

Dell will sell PCs pre-installed with Linux

Go Linux!

Computer giant Dell announced that it is to start selling PCs pre-installed with the Linux operating system.

Dell is the second-largest computer manufacturer in the world controlling 16 per cent of the market and the move could dent Microsoft’s dominance of the software market. The Windows operating system is installed on 90 per cent of PCs with Linux believed to be used on six per cent.

Dell made its move in response to a survey of 100,000 customers that it carried out earlier this year. Some 70 per cent of respondents said that they wanted to use Linux.

“I think it will be a big blow to Microsoft,” said Alfred Thompson, technical director of First PointLtd., the local importer of Dell computers.

Microsoft’s head office, located near Seattle in the United States, declined to comment.

source: jamaica-gleaner


1
Apr 07

FREE Wireless network in your home from GOOGLE!

  Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for? Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:

  1. Free, fast and highly reliable
  2. Easy to install — takes just minutes
  3. Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage

Interested?
You can learn more about TiSP via the links below, or get started now.

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P.S. Hope you don’t mind this very cool April Fool’s joke from GOOGLE :)