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22
Aug 08

Top 10 Places to Have Sex Outside the Bedroom

sex on the bridgeBedroom is an awesome place to have sex – comfy, private, obvious what to do after sex (well for many men it is :) ), etc.. But as anything else it can become more of a routine if there is no change. Of course many different positions, role playing, etc.. help, but something stays the same, and the same, and the same and… it is the bed and the room – bedroom.

You ever heard “you need to get out more”, – well you do!

Keep these 10 places in mind – next time you are in a car, airplane, pool or moon (why not? :) ) just unleash your self and take life in its full colors! Ready for unleashing? Here we go:

1. In the Car
The bigger the vehicle the more scope there is for sexual adventure, but if you don’t drive a Bentley have no fear. You’d be surprised at how well you can get down in the most cramped spaces. Set the satellite navigation for the local lovers lane or secluded parking lot and start steaming up those windows.

2. In the Pool
The water rushes around your genitals making both of you feel different and more exciting. The buoyancy allows great thrusting with minimum effort, and orgasm is reached with ease as the water relaxes and soothes. You can take it slow or reenact one of the steamy scenes in Showgirls. Beware as water may kill the natural lube and make entry a little difficult, but ultimately worth the effort. Aim for a hotel pool after dark rather than the local rec center unless you want a criminal record for your efforts.

3. The Cinema
It’s what art films were made for, so go really late to a sexy film and choose a secluded spot. Knowing that no one can see you back there invites naughtiness. Thing is, can you cope with the shame of being caught in the beam of a torch wielded by an awkward, acne-ridden teenager suffering from a bad case of girlfriend envy?

4. Back of a Cab
Why wait until you get home? You managed to haul your drunken asses into a cab. Slip the driver a crisp note and tell him to take the scenic route as you make full use of the spacious back seat. So long as you can handle the cabbie getting his kicks as you get yours, fun for all parties ensues.

5. On a Train
Watch Risky Business for some foreplay inspiration then book two tickets on the A train to O. Find a secluded train, wait for the carriage to empty then get frisky to the swaying motion. Booking a night in a sleeper car is the less risky option for fulfilling this particular fantasy, but in essence you’re still doing it aboard.

6. In the Woods
Show your appreciation for the beautiful countryside around you and get your kicks al fresco. Bend your girlfriend over a stump for earthy pleasures and let your mating call resonate through the trees. Just watch out for stinging nettles, Army reservists and rambling church groups, all instant passion killers.

7. In a Nightclub
For those times when you’ve met a horny new lover and all that bumping and grinding has left you both a hot mess, the average nightclub has a number of options for near-public sex. The washrooms, provided you can both sneak into one of the booths, are prime spots for a tempting splash of oral sex before going home to really explore each other’s bodies. If you find a booth in a dark corner, a long skirt and an open fly can disguise all kinds of mischief.

8. On a Boat
Provided you’ve got your sea legs, the motion in the ocean is a chilled-out aphrodisiac. A small vessel is preferable to the cross-channel ferry (the bunks are too narrow). Slowly rocking into the sunset and diving off the side to cool off afterwards: pure bliss.

9. A Mile High
Defying the laws of physics to get two people in an airline lavatory truly marks you out as a sexual pro. Positioning is limited but rear entry is possible and promises a high chance of success. Virgin Atlantic has the most spacious toilets and even used to offer a bed for transatlantic sky-high action, but other airlines are not so sympathetic to passion. Make sure to give that proud smile as you walk back to your seat.

10. On the Beach
The crashing of waves, stars twinkling above and hot blood coursing through your veins — what a potion for romance. So drop down and get it on as you sink into the sand. Take a blanket for maximum comfort, and be prepared to be scratching sand out of every crevice for the next few nights.

thx to playboy and  blogspot

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3
Jun 08

Install Floola on Ubuntu

iPod on UbuntuFloola is a freeware application to efficiently manage your iPod or your Motorola mobile phone (any model supporting iTunes). It’s a standalone application that can be run directly from your iPod and needs no installation under Linux, Mac OS X and Windows (Windows Vista is supported).

Step 1. Get it from:

http://www.floola.com/modules/wiwimod/index.php?page=download_linux

Step 2. Before running make sure to install c++ standard library:

sudo apt-get install libstdc++5

Step 3. DONE!

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9
May 07

Why Web and Movie Pirates Can’t Be Touched

PirateAccording to forbes pirates don’t just plunder. In Sweden, it seems, they also believe in sharing.

As the world’s largest repository of BitTorrent files, ThePirateBay.org helps millions of users around the world share copyrighted movies, music and other files–without paying for them.

That’s illegal, of course–at least it is in the U.S. But when Time Warner‘s (nyse: TWX – news – people ) Warner Bros. studio accused them of breaking U.S. copyright law in 2005, the pirates gleefully reminded the movie company that they didn’t live in America, but rather in "the land of vikings, reindeer, Aurora Borealis and cute blond girls."

:)

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6
May 07

Natalie Portman’s Gangsta Rap on Saturday Night Live

Natalie Portman placed a priority on her education, and pursued tertiary studies at Harvard University as a psychology major, despite the chance it might conflict with her acting career:

Saturday Night Live on March 4, 2006, hosting the show with musical guest Fall Out Boy and special guest star Dennis Haysbert

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27
Apr 07

Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX

Let’s talk about SEX. Don’t mind people who try to laugh it off, or who are too uptight and "adult" to admit they love it. Just don’t mind them. Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX.

sex in three kilometers

    1.    On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world — 1 in 17 of us — will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, 4,000 people are having sex at any given time.

    2.    According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

    3.    The most common fantasy is oral sex.

    4.    8% of us have regular anal sex.

    5.    60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

    6.    Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

    7.    In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

    8.    Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.                                                                                              3 kilometers = 1.86411358 miles :)

    9.    A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (see #17)

    10.    56% of men have had sex at work.

    11.    1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

    12.    62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

    13.    29% of us are virgins when we marry.

    14.    Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

    15.   If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.

    16.    The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

    17.    Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.

    18.    Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.

    19.   The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

    20.    70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

Are you one of those 4000 who is having sex right now while reading my blog?

Have you contribute to "1-night stand" percentage?

Are you ready to cover 529 positions for the following week?

Let’s "do it", people! – Let’s boost those numbers!

sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association, peetypassion, digitalbeat

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24
Apr 07

Imagine Life

Our life is what we are imaging it to be, here is an atom of our imagination…

Imagine Life

 

right from the source

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2
Apr 07

The big heart of the “Reign over me”

  Movies that were coming from the other side of the planet (US) in late 80s beginning of 90s were not kind of movies that would flow together with your feelings, or open up your mind widely, they were rather: “Cobra”, “Comando”, “Bloodsport” etc.. – not that many Hollywood movies were translated to Russian and available for the general audience (USSR) to watch. So we were not too spoiled with Hollywood classics, so to speak..

  Later on, in mid 90s, when I first saw “Billy Madison”, “Happy Gilmore” and, then later on, “The Waterboy”, they were translated so poorly, that seemed extremely dull and stupid – and that was my take on Adam Sandler, and that what I took with me to the 21st century…

  Things have changed a lot when “Hollywood doors” opened up to a boundless flow of thousands of new and old movies from US to the former USSR, and, of course, when I got to know English a little better.
  I watched movie after movie, and little by little everything started to make sense – I learned to see and appreciate the beauty that was always there, that before I’ve never got a chance to see, or the language to understand. That was phenomenal! (well, for me it was).

  And I did re-discovered Adam Sandler and his work, it finally got to me after a decade. “The Wedding Singer”, “Big Daddy”, “Mr. Deeds”, “Spanglish” – they all “appeared naked” in front of me, and I could feel their kindness, sincerity, and a big and honest heart!

    picture is taken from rottentomatoes
Reign Over Me '2007

  ”Reign over me” shows Adam in slightly different angle. While his character (Charlie Fineman) is sort of a combination of “Punch-Drunk Love”, “Big Daddy” and “Mr.Deeds”, it reveals a new inner perception of the world around him. In the movie Charlie “pairs up” with a successful dentist, his former college roommate, Alan Johnson (Don Cheadle), which creates a bridge between Charlie’s insularity and Alan’s overall life unhappiness. During the movie Alan is trying to help Charlie get through an awful tragedy that lives inside Charlie’s mind and soaked with his whole essence. By helping him, Alan comes to realize that Charlie, in spite of his problems has something that such successful dentist as himself does not have – Charlie is free!

  Movie is witty, funny and very sad at the same time. It has this unbelievable power, when you’re watching it, you know it is long, but every 5 minutes, closer to the end, you are alert and constantly worried that it is going to end, when you really want it to be “just a little longer”.

  As most of the previous work of Adam Sandler “Reign over me” has a big, kind and honest heart! There are certain people in our world who have this unique talent, and are able to see and feel “This Heart” – others just go to see comedy or call themselves “critics”.