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19
Nov 08

ZX-Spectrum Child

zx speccy logoMy first computer book was “Basic for Children with Arturo”. It was 1989, the book was in Russian, and I was 10…

Back then, in USSR, to own a 8086 compatible PC was somewhat mystical, and therefore people, who knew a thing or two about microelectronics, were putting together Speccy(s) (ZX Spectrums), which were based on Zilog Z80 8-bit microprocessor and ran at 3.5 MHz.

Official ZX-Spectrum that was sold by “Sinclair Research Ltd” at that time was a bit pricey for middle class families, and therefore many cities across Europe and USSR started to come up with their own “clones“. There were over 50(!) semi-official clones that came out by the end of 1980s, begining of 1990s. But to cut cost even further, people who knew “how to solder” created hybrids of the clones at home, which came out to be very cheap.

The process to build ZX-Spectrum’s clone’s hybrid was “a bit” involved, and included many days/weeks of hacking poor, incomplete electrical circuit documentation and sleepless nights of manual calibration of the hardware. The one had to “get” a ZX-Spectrum full circuit schema:

zx spectrum electrical circuit

Study it, change it to fit the budget. Go to several flee markets to first find CPU, which was a quite rare find:

zilog z80 cpu

empty electrical border and all other chips / transistors / capacitors / resistors / etc…

After some time the great merge of new ideas, documentation, hardware and labour, the one ended up with something like this:

zx-spectrum circut board

ZX-Spectrum keyboard had an interesting feature – pretty much every key, depending on the combination of special keys used, could represent 3-4, sometimes even 5 different things (commands/letters/symbols/special characters/etc). This made it much smaller (“compacter”) than for example PC keyboards:

zx-spectrum keyboard

And due to its small size, it most of the time served as a ZX-Spectrum case, and fit it the Speccy’s “motherboard”:

zx-spectrum under the keyboard

There were also some alternatives, and some people used “an extended” keyboards, but “a single key multi-purpose” pattern was still there. Here is a snippet of the Russian ZX-Spectrum keyboard, for example:

zx-spectrum russian keyboard

which is “a bit extended” – has a separate cursor, and some other keys. But take a look at the individual keys – due to the additional Cyrillic letters, “an average key” is now used to represent even more (+1) values.

At this point, when most of the work with oscillograph was behind, the only true way to see if the creation works was to see it with your own eyes. The word “monitor” in a sense of a “computer monitor” was not a widely used due to its price mostly, therefore most of ZX-Spectrum people used old black and white (at first) TVs. Speccy (well it’s clone’s hybrid at least) was designed in a way that it could be pugged into a regular TV Antena’s jack:

zx-spectrum hookup to TV

And due to the fact that family is usually more than one person, the main TV often was not used, and people used old TVs as a Speccy “monitor” instead:

zx-spectrum TV monitor

The whole process above was about 50% of the job – yea, just 50%. The other half was split on two. First quarter was spent in calibrating hundreds of little circuits, in order to get a sacred “© 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd” message at the bottom of TV (monitor):

1982 Sinclair Research Ltd

This message brought lots and lots of joy into families once it appeared on the screen. It meant a lot – CPU was working (so that guy on the flee market who sold it to you was ok.. sigh…). ROM was working (so that guy on the flee mark…). CPU and ROM were calibrated to work together, along with RAM and some other parts.

Usually the one plugged in Speccy to TV with no RAM/ROM/CPU at first, and calibrated all the circuits to reach a documented pattern on TV (for example small squares). After that was archived, RAM/ROM and CPU were inserted one after the other by the same technique – each had to produce a certain visual pattern. So if all the parts were inserted and the message “© 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd” appeared, job was 75% done.

The last quarter was usually spent to tune all the parts to work as designed. Most of the time Speccy would restart in 3-4 minutes of use, just because something was “out of it”. To find that “something” was an art on its own. There was no Internet, no books or literature on this – it was pure work of art!

Fortunately my father is such an artist, and by the time I was 10, I got one of those Speccy beasts that my dad and I put together. The only problem though was that although it was designed to have 64Kb of RAM, it only had 16Kb. Well, 7 months later we solder more capacitors around 4Kb RAM memory chips, and that fixed it, but for 7 months I could not really play any games, because most of them required 64Kb to be there. Hence, the “Basic for Children with Arturo” book did not get a chance to get too dusty…

Where ZX-Spectrum shined the most is of course boot time – there was none :) Well, everything was in a ROM chip, including Sinclair Basic.

So having spent about 4-5 months to build Speccy, I was out of luck, and could not use it. Well, that is how I saw it for the first one or two weeks. But then…. I pressed a “p” key, which by default was a Basic “print” command, and then…. I typed what was on my mind: “I want to play!”, and to my astonishment Speccy “says“: “I want to play!”.

It is probably hard to surprise anybody right now by the fact that computer prints something on the screen, when you ask him/her to, but for me, being 10, and haven’t seen anything cooler than that, it was the biggest technical discovery of all times. I picked up my Basic book, and started to type, and type, and type, and then…. type a little more. That is how I started. That, in programming sense, makes me a “Speccy Child”.

The program on Basic in Speccy looked something like this:

zx-spectrum Sinclair Basic

where every line had to have a number, and the usual increment was 10. Quickly my favourite commands became “peek”, “poke” and “randomize” which worked directly with the memory (absolute addresses). And although I felt like a memory King, something was missing. I figured out what it was after I bought a system program that exposed me to something much more powerful than Basic – it was 8-bit Assembly language, the language that Zilog Z80 talked natively. Therefore me together with Z80, could control pretty much everything in the Speccy kindom. That was awesome!

Here is an example on how you’d print a line of text to the screen in Speccy’s native language:

zx-spectrum z80 assembly

Cool – huh!? Another thing that was very useful at the beginning of my Assembly journey, was a documented character table ( like an “ASCII” ):

zx-spectrum ascii table

The only problem was that in order to work in Assembly, or in any other language, or with any other system program – it needed to be loaded since it was not in RAM/ROM – and that took time. No, really took time. It needed to be loaded from a tape – a regular cassette that is used in a tape recorder. In fact these very tape recorders were used to load all these neat programs in:

zx-spectrum tape

But not only it did take time to load, it was a constant pain to tune the head of the tape recorder for each tape bought on the flee market, since nobody followed the recording standards. A lot of times, you would have to sit and hold a screw driver against the recorder’s head for 3-5, even 10 minutes, depending on how big the program was.

Here is what the screen looked like when the program was loading from tape into RAM. You can see the zebra looking lines, they were the moving loading indicator:

zx-spectrum loading screen

But time went, flee markets grew along with demand, and we upgraded to the real “RGB deal”. It was done by soldering an external controller (kind of like modern video cards, but not really) that had an RGB jack:

zx-spectrum rgb jack

Although it had 9 pins, only 5 were used: Red / Green / Blue / Sync / Ground. But we did not stop on this. Soldered another external controller, but this time for a disk drive! Oh yea – that was a huuuge deal. Looking at programs to load for seconds (well in rear occasions minutes) from these beautiful 5 inch disks!

Since we had a disk drive, Speccy needed to catch up with us, and the disk controller brought another cool thing, which was TR-DOS, where, of course, DOS stands for Disk Operating System. That is how pretty it looked:

zx-spectrum tr-dos os

Did you notice some colour? Good catch :) So now it was possible to actually browse the disk, and start programs with a button click. There were tons of system utilities with different browsers that you could start at the start up time (sort of like in MBS, but not).

Right after TR-DOS, I felt like I need more. I need more.. I need more.. RAM! And we soldered another level of RAM on top of 64Kb chips. So now my Speccy was equipped with 128Kb of RAM, which could free up some ROM real estate, which enabled ROM to fit a little menu on start up:

zx-spectrum 128 menu

At this point not only I could swim in the Assembly language ocean, but also play games, and use various utilities!

First let’s look at Photoshop:

zx-spectrum artstudio

well, maybe not the Photoshop you’re used to see right now, but Art Studio rocked! I was drawing away for hours!

Now, how about CuBase/ProTools:

zx-spectrum wham the music box

well, maybe not exactly the latest CuBase, but I wrote lots of tunes in Wham. Some tunes I actually recorded along with playing a real guitar – it was cool!

As to games, my favourite control was my keyboard, but for many friends that came to play, I bought a joystick:

zx-spectrum joystick

Now we could play multiplayer games like:

zx-spectrum match point game

Match Point (Tennis) or:

zx-spectrum fist game

Fist (Karate) game. Or even:

zx-spectrum tetris2 game

Tetris2 – which was a bit different from the regular Tetris in a way it gave different patterns and challenges on different levels, and was also a multiplayer game, which was of course cool.

There were tons of other games, but two I still remember are Robocop:

zx-spectrum robocop game

and Bomb Jack:

zx-spectrum bomb jack game

I could play long long time in Bomb Jack, not longer than I spent writing my own little games in Assembly language of course, but still – it was good amount of Bomb Jack time.


All the above was of course some time ago… 15, or even soon 20 years. Everything is a bit different now. Speccy lives somewhere in museum behind the glass:

zx-spectrum in museum behind the glass

But I remember him/her – those were times of big discoveries for me!

Like probably right now for some other 10 year old kid who just accidentally pressed a “p” button, and discovered….. time traveling…

Good luck to you kid!


26
Aug 08

USSR is Winning Olympics 2008

USSR National EmblemI was born and pretty much raised in USSR (Ukraine), and therefore when it comes to sports – not war/politics and definitely not nationalism/silly Soviet patriotism, it makes me feel happy when any of the 15 USSR (former) republics athletes achieve gold/silver/bronze or just a good notable performance.

As a kid, I went to Children’s Olympic Reserve School doing sport gymnastics for several years, where I could see how high our standards were and just how important the role of sport was on the grand scale of things in the country.

So I was looking at “Overall Medal Standings” at the end of 2008 Olympics and came to an interesting conclusion:

NOC Name Total Gold Total Medals
Russia 23 72
Ukraine 7 27
Belarus 4 19
Georgia 3 6
Kazakhstan 2 13
Azerbaijan 1 7
Uzbekistan 1 6
Latvia 1 3
Estonia 1 2
Lithuania 0 5
Kyrgyzstan 0 2
Tajikistan 0 2
Armenia 0 6
Moldova 0 1
Total: 43 171

As the table above shows the (formerly :) ) strong USSR could have taken 43 gold medals, which is 7 medals ahead of US, but still leaves USSR at the second “gold” place after China, however it would take 171 total medals which would make it a 2008 Olympics winner by the total medal count!

One “the very true” argument could be “foo get abour it, USSR is no more” – true. But I was mentally flipping pages through the history, combining the medals of Roman Empire, Osman Empire, and even Delian League, but their medal count did not come even close the third place. (“Persian Empire” came pretty close actually :) )

Just wanted to bounce it against people of www ;)


2
Feb 08

Discover Owners of SVCHOST.EXE

Microsoft Windows (any flavor) is known to be very secretive and dishonest when it comes to telling its user/client/owner what is taking up sooo much system resources, and answer the question “why is my Windows so slow?“.

If you take a closer look at your Windows system you will notice that many CPU cycles and megabytes of RAM belongs to the process with very non-descriptive name “svchost.exe“. You can go to windows task manager by pressing “Ctrl+Alt+Del” and choosing task manager (if it does not come up by itself), or by running “taskmgr” command in your run window “Start -> Run” (more about the second approach in this arcticle “Windows Commands: Think You Know It All !?). So here is an example of a Windows Task Manager:

windows task manager processes

(click on “Processes” tab to get to the same view)

This is a snapshot of a “clean” Windows that has just started with NO custom applications running (well besides “mspaint.exe” to get a snapshot, which is ultra small). And already you can see there are 6(!) “svchost.exe” processes that take up RAM and will take up a lot of CPU when you start your Internet Browser, e-mail client, MS Office, Games, etc…

But if you ask what these “svchost.exe” processes responsible for, who started them, and who is their owner, Windows will say: “You are an average Windows user, we exposed everything you need through window managers, if you are unhappy, well.. tough luck”. And that happens to most of people who use Windows, because most people who are technical enough will use something like Linux or if budget allows people would go for Mac.

So here is a simple howto, for all people who are still on Windows, on identifying and disabling owners of “svchost.exe”.

To see the owners follow these two simple steps:

  • Go to “Start->Run”
  • Type “cmd” and press “Enter”. Black command screen will pop up. (Don’t be afraid of it – it is your friend :) )
  • In this back command prompt (what people call it) type “tasklist /svc” and press “Enter”

You should see something similar to the picture below:

tasklist /svc - Discover owners of svchost.exe

Now you can actually see the “services” that are hidden behind this meaningless name “svchost.exe”. Well, that is one step forward, but now what?

Now you can go to Windows Service manager and read about each service that is using “svchost.exe”. Let’s do together:

  • Go to “Start->Run”
  • Type “services.mcs” and press “Enter”

windows start->run services.mcs

After you press “Enter”, you should see windows services manager:windows services manager

Browsing through the services you can read their description and decide whether or not you want the service to run.

There is another quicker way to enable/disable services, but without their descriptions:

  • Go to “Start->Run”
  • Type “msconfig” and press Enter

windows start->run msconfig

After pressing “Enter”, you should see “System Configuration Utility”:

msconfig -> System Configuration Utility

Click on “services” tab to get the above view. As you can see you can “check/uncheck” desired services to change their state from “Running” to “Stopped”. But if you unfamiliar with a particular service, read its description first in “windows services manager”, or google it, if it is not there.

Keep up a “clean” and fast Windows system, and good luck!


2
Jun 07

Switch Between Dual/Single Monitor on (Ubuntu) Linux

xorg logo ubuntuRecently I wrote a howto on dual monitor configuration, which works great for my setup. However one thing that is not that great is switching between two modes: dual and single monitor. At work I have an external monitor that I use (which means I use two monitors – my laptop’s and external one), but whenever I am not at work I only need to use my laptop’s. Since all the xorg configuration resides in xorg.conf file, and this file is a regular static text file that is used by X (window system – gdm, kdm, etc.) when it starts, it is nontrivial to change this configuration while running X without some X tools. Unfortunately, Ubuntu is not that fancy (yet) and does not provide these tools by default, so here is a way to do it (sort of) manually.

What we can do is to create two xorg.conf files – "xorg.conf.single" and "xorg.conf.dual". In "xorg.conf.single" just comment out the following line from ServerLayout section:

# /etc/X11/xorg.conf (xorg X Window System server configuration file)
#
.....
Section "ServerLayout"
        Identifier      "Default Layout"
        Screen          0 "0 Screen"
        #Screen         1 "1 Screen" Above "0 Screen"   <-- comment out this line
        Option          "Xinerama" "on"
        Option          "Clone" "off"
.....
EndSection

Here is the listing of "xorg" files that I have:

user@host:/etc/X11$ ll xorg.conf*
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 4457 2007-06-02 15:05 xorg.conf
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 4456 2007-05-22 22:03 xorg.conf.dual
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 4457 2007-05-22 22:04 xorg.conf.single

Now the idea is simple - before X (I use Gnome Desktop, but it can be any desktop environment) starts, we need to copy xorg file that we need (dual or single) to "xorg.conf", which will be picked and loaded by X.

In /home/user/ directory we have a .bashrc file that is loaded whenever the user logs in (if we use bash shell, which is a most popular shell anyway). Therefore we can leverage this file to define aliases that we would like to use once we login. Since alias can be anything we'd like, why not make a dual/single commands as aliases? Here is an example:

user@host:/etc/X11$ tail -5 /home/user/.bashrc
# restart gdm with dual monitor support
alias xdual='sudo cp /etc/X11/xorg.conf.dual /etc/X11/xorg.conf; sudo /etc/init.d/gdm restart'

# restart gdm with single monitor support
alias xsingle='sudo cp /etc/X11/xorg.conf.single /etc/X11/xorg.conf; sudo /etc/init.d/gdm restart'

Now when we need to switch between dual/single monitor, we can fire up shell (by pressing Ctrl+Alt+1, or gnome-terminal, or kterm, etc.) and type xsingle or xdual whichever we need.


14
May 07

KISS that Technology by Learning

So you need to learn (about) this technology… So you go to google… So you spent X minutes (hours? days?) to find a good candidate-article (tutorial, how to, step-by-step guide, etc.)… So you finish reading it… and most of the time you doing what? – exactly!  – going back to google and keep searching.

More often than not there are two main things that we are looking for when we need to learn something new:

  1. We want to learn it fast
  2. We want to learn it fast

See the difference? :) Here it is – the "first fast" goes for the quality of content that a source has to offer. The better the quantity, the more we learn, the faster we learn. And the "second fast" goes to the amount of time we search for that source of knowledge.

The "first fast" is going to be solved by only dealing with SIMPLE tutorials/guides/ideas about many simple and comlex topics. Simplicity is the key to solve "the quality of content" problem. Think about an IBM Redbook on something you do not know about, let’s say web services. Although it is a great book – lot’s of content – it is a very poor example of an efficient tutorial (not for all, but for most), it just has too much and will take hours to go through. Most of the time a redbook will make you quite sleepy on the page number 24 (my own observation).

And for comparison take this picture from soaspecs.com:

webservices through uddi, wsdl and soap

and spice it up with "SOAP::Lite for Perl" quick guide.

A combination of the two (pic and guide) will take you 5-10 minutes to go over and will make you understand what/how/why/etc.. about webservices. Although the guide is Perl based, it will by no means distract you from understanding the material even if you are not familiar with Perl, why? Because it is SIMPLE, that’s why.

In order to solve the "second fast", I would like to speak to everybody who is going to read this post. If you have a very cool and SIMPLE tutorial, how-to, guide, etc.., please share it with everybody by going to the comments section of this post and putting one or more links to it, or ideas where to get these very simple tutorials.

Later on I will compile this list, and either post it on a different website (if you like, I can put your name as a contributor, with a link to the tutorial/idea and your website, if you have it) or I will create a different post. This will be solving the "second fast" – decreasing the time of searching for the right source.

Apply yourself – KISS that technology! :)

 


9
May 07

Life as a Network of Happiness

There is a constant competition in the animal world. Well, we ARE animals (no? – yes), and we compete with each other, unconsciously, but we always do.

There are two main criterias that we, ourselves, came up with that define us to "be smart". One is EDUCATION another is WISDOM. The second is usually given. It does develop, but it is a sort of a naturally given talent, which is either there or not – simple.

There are plenty of people who are well over educated in history, art, even science, than I am. And you know what, every point of contact, every way of communication is a competition. Majority of humans exchange knowledge, but NOT for the sake of exchanging, for the sake of competition (no? – yes).

Everybody (well almost everybody) is inclined to truly believe, that S/HE is "the one". Whether it is being right, knowing better, or even have a higher meaning in life than other humans – everybody is inclined to believe that S/HE is that very unique being.

Sometimes, well, a lot of times I meet people, different people. Some people I meet instantaneously start competing with me (in a form of "exchanging knowledge"). Sometimes I can win, other times I can’t. But most of the time, no matter whether I can win or not, I just LET them win – they need it, they want it, it goes inside and fulfills them with confidence and superiority, so why not make them "happy" – I LET them be – I MAKE them be.

This does not apply to all "my" environments. At work, I can’t loose, I just can’t – very simple reason – my paycheck is directly proportional to the quantity of "wins". But that is very different in a real life (yes, real life is NOT work). Why should I make an effort, or spend time to get that "win" in real life? There are many more fun (happy) things to do.

There is a problem with that, and that problem is "superiority". Not the actual "superiority", but that fake superiority that I grant many people with. They DO feel superior, and next time we come to the communication point – they use a "top-bottom" approach, instead of a "one-to-one" or "same level to same level". There is nothing wrong with them – they are just "not given" or "not talented", so I keep letting them win – make them happier. It is also a problem when other animals (humans) are involved in communication who just make a collective understanding of me as a character. It is solved by dividing people by the level of "self-happiness".

Level of "self-happiness"? Common people, you’re not familiar with terminology!? Well after all its my own terminology :) So.. Here is a workable – very simple and honest approach that I take. I eliminate (not terminate, but just eliminate) creatures from my network (in real life – no work network involved) by a very clear criteria. Creatures that make me happy (joyful, positive, etc) stay in the network, and grow roots – people that do not – get disconnected (which effectively is elimination).

"Life is short"? I disagree. Life is Life – I do not believe that the measure that explains that there are 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, blah, blah, blah can be applied to Life. Time is what WE invented, and what we use to measure things – very inaccurate and very subjective, don’t you agree? You don’t? – well, you don’t have to – we are different after all. So given Life cannot be measured with Time, there is still a belief that says that Life is "singular per me" (I have only one life), and keeping that in mind, WHY would I need people who do not make me happy in my network? WHY? I don’t – I have only one Life – at least I am bounded by that "life singularity" understanding. I can dream/imagine/think that there are more "me" Life(s), but at this point in time I know it is singular, so – "a creature does not make me happy? -> out of my network -> there is NO point for a creature to be there"

That may sound like a very heartless approach, but it actually quite opposite. There are plenty of creatures that keep me in THEIR network, because I make them happy, and they do not have to do anything, if I make them happy, that 95% means that I am happy just because of the fact I make them happy. "Make me happy" is not a Sultanic or Tsar’s approach: "give me this", "do this for me" or "make my wish come true" – most of the time it is "just being there" – it is mostly existence and a character of that existence that makes me happy.

Don’t you find that there are too many "happy"s in the above two/three thoughts? Well, you are very observant, but there is nothing wrong with being happy, and being happy, and being happy again – try it – really it’s great!

Don’t try to give all the above much meaning if all the above does not give you much meaning – that means that you just do not have that talent, and that is fine. Go on and keep "exchanging knowledge". However, if it does gets inside, and "you can feel what I mean", that just means that you are another talented creature who is capable of LETting "them" win, and building a kind, honest and sincere network around you.

Sounds like a law being written as I speak? Yes – and it is my law – I create it, I write it, I rewrite it and I obey it. It is mine – you don’t have to :)


3
May 07

Windows XP Screensaver on Time Square, NYC

Times Square is a major intersection in Manhattan, at the junction of Broadway and Seventh Avenue and stretching from West 42nd to West 47th Streets.
    Like Red Square in Moscow, Champs-Elysées in Paris, Trafalgar Square in London, or Tiananmen Square in Beijing, Times Square has achieved the status of an iconic world landmark and has become a symbol of its home city. Times Square is principally defined by its lighted and animated advertisements. Here is one of such advertisements :) :

Windows XP Screensaver on Time Square, NYC

Windows XP Screensaver on Time Square, NYC


2
May 07

self storming

living auraSo many people, so many visions, so many "soul and philosophy experts", who have explanations for everything, even love. But wait, they are experts, because other people say they are. Well, how about right now I say they are NOT? That was easy, now I own a pure and empty field of thoughts and feelings that are not intervened by anybody and anything. Now I can recreate from scratch!

I want to try a different dimension, where there are no unnecessary connections between living beings, only the desired and necessary ones exist. That would be cool! Too ideal? Well yes and no. YES – in comparison to my current dimension, where my imagination and knowledge have thick boundaries, but NO – in another dimension, with different rules and nature of existence. It is always "yes and no", but is always true and never false :)

New connections, that is what I need, I need more new connections! I got it!… And (in 5 seconds) – no what I need is not to loose existing connections, and try to make’em stronger.. And (5 seconds later) I need both! That is it – I just need both.

I know what really bores me, really, really bores me.. And sucks.. Not only it does suck, but it also sucks "me out of me" every day – "I live at work".. This is exactly what Darwinism is leading to, and that is exactly where I am. I am not that traveling musician, that I wanted to be so much.. I am not a free poet, no.. not anymore. I went corporate – what a "giving in", what a boring routine.

How to defeat the System? How do I? Can I? Of course! NOT, or "Yes, I can!" But besides CAN, how?

Confidence! Confidence rules! Sell it! I need to sell this System to that very System! Not bad.. But once it is sold, I’ll need to buy it back.. Catch 22 it is, as Yoda would say…

Something is "terribly missing", something is just not present here, or maybe present but leaking so badly, that its presence approaches its own absence with "unknownly" high speed. Maybe it’s my "self"? Hm..


27
Apr 07

Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX

Let’s talk about SEX. Don’t mind people who try to laugh it off, or who are too uptight and "adult" to admit they love it. Just don’t mind them. Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX.

sex in three kilometers

    1.    On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world — 1 in 17 of us — will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, 4,000 people are having sex at any given time.

    2.    According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

    3.    The most common fantasy is oral sex.

    4.    8% of us have regular anal sex.

    5.    60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

    6.    Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

    7.    In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

    8.    Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.                                                                                              3 kilometers = 1.86411358 miles :)

    9.    A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (see #17)

    10.    56% of men have had sex at work.

    11.    1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

    12.    62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

    13.    29% of us are virgins when we marry.

    14.    Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

    15.   If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.

    16.    The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

    17.    Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.

    18.    Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.

    19.   The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

    20.    70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

Are you one of those 4000 who is having sex right now while reading my blog?

Have you contribute to "1-night stand" percentage?

Are you ready to cover 529 positions for the following week?

Let’s "do it", people! – Let’s boost those numbers!

sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association, peetypassion, digitalbeat


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Apr 07

Great Minds Blog Alike

You wake up and think "hmm.. what should I blog about today?" Not that you don’t have anything to blog about, you just have so many ideas, and can’t choose the right one, ’cause your brain just don’t digest those waves of ideas…

In the middle of something important at work (e.g. meeting), you think "hmm… what does my blog statistic look like? how many people visited?", you go online and check – it is so easy to do…

Before you go to sleep, you think "hmm.. I’ll just take a very quick look, and see my technorati rating – do I have any new links? How about trying different Google searches?"..

sounds familiar? – well, then I think I am not alone out there in www universe :)

Having a good psychological understanding behind the above "addiction" (and that is exactly what it is – "opium for the masses") I came to realize that it really is "reigning over me", and I just have to acknowledge this fact in order to come back from a "stuffed and screaming brain" to the "peace of mind". And guess what, I did find a very simple and working, at least for me, approach.

I woke up yesterday, and the wise, and often very silent, part of me suddenly spoke:

   Toly, define you purpose, you are loosing it, just because your purpose is not defined. What exactly do you want from this blog? Do you want to make money on it, is that it? Would you like an overall world recognition? Do you like to share your insides with outer existence? Do you keep notes for yourself? Are you trying to open up, by ‘writing  you brain’ out?  Define it – only then shall we speak again

And you know what, that was a real discovery for two weeks of my blogging period, so I decided to follow my wise insides, and define that hidden purpose.

 Make money? – I am making money. That is never a burden to have more, but definitely not the purpose, so heck with all that "make money’, "I’ll teach you how to blog for profit", "marketing your blog" websites. As my Italian friend says "Fooo ged a but it!" And the truth is, if you have a common sense, and know how people think and act, then to get those google ads blend in with a blog, so visitors click on them and to choose expensive key words is NOT all that hard. Screw those million cheesy "I know it all" articles out there – have a common sense – you’ll be just all right!

Word ranking and recognition? – sure! who does not want that? But what does blog has to do with it? My take on it would be to implement a great idea – give it a life, and get all that "good-for-nothing" world recognition. Why "good-for-nothing"? Well it is very simple: you see the need for more (than already is) recognition is inversely proportional to the level of self-confidence and self-happiness, so if you want more that only means that those two "selfs" do not satisfy you. Why "good-for-nothing" again? :) ’cause even if you get it, self-confidence and self-happiness will still not satisfy you – this is a wrong way to boost those.

I look at ranking as I look at the game that many people know the rules to, but very few know how to play. But you know what? You learn by doing – so just play it, if you like the game! There is no penalty for loosing, in fact loosing is not even well defined in this game. :)

So the verdict is "to share my insides with outer existence, to keep notes for myself, and to open up, by ‘writing  myself’ out"! that would be, and that is my purpose.

The funny thing is,  I am currently "writing myself out", by creating this article, and I do feel "peace of mind" coming back to me. I wish, my dear reader (if you anybody else but me :) ) you define your purpose, and join me in peace!

Great minds think alike – Great minds in peace are alike…