Ok, so I travel a lot. Sometimes to places where when you say “Internet” people believe in it and bow, but as in any other religion, they have never seen the subject of believing…
So today I finally got to my Gmail, after a long and exotic trip. Logged in, and what do I see? Instead of: “Hey Buddy, welcome back!”, it says you have 666 lucky e-mails in your inbox:

Did not really know if that is a good thing or a sign that I should not go through my mail
Well, do not worry, dear puzzled reader, this story has a Hollywoodish happy ending – I went through pretty much all my mail, fell in love with it and we lived happily ever after…
Lucky you,
I wonder if you got back from traveling on April’s 1st as well
Cheers,
Steve
what are the places with no Internet that you have traveled to? there is none that I can think of…
unless you were in jungle or maybe moon?
Common maddog,
In a couple years, you’ll see that “Verizon Moon” plan $199 for unlimited satellite Internet access
There is eveything on a Moon in place already!
Hey, yea, that “Little Devil” is “taking down” more and more people.
Google, be good to humanity – please! Thank you!
do you juice me?